NEW AGERS CRASH AND BURN, AQUARIUS IS NOW CAPRICORN

Capricorn:                                     Jan. 20-Feb. 16. 
Aquarius:                                       Feb. 16-March 11. 
Pisces:                                           March 11-April 18. 
Aries:                                              April 18-May 13. 
Taurus:                                          May 13-June 21. 
Gemini:                                           June 21-July 20. 
Cancer:                                          July 20-Aug. 10. 
Leo:                                                Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo:                                             Sept. 16-Oct. 30. 
Libra:                                              Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio:                                         Nov. 23-29. 
Ophiuchus:                                   Nov. 29-Dec. 17.  
Sagittarius:                                   Dec. 17-Jan. 20.


NO WAY AM I AQUARIUS
I've been a fish (pisces) out of water for too long to give anyone the satisfaction of sticking me into another corner of the universe.  I've been a shark all these years and a shark I'm staying.  None of this Splishy-Splashy, New Age of Aquarius watery sweet stuff where everyone's divine and in love with everyone and everything.  NUTS.  

I have always been very happy being an OX as defined in the Chinese Universe.  Now's my chance to assert myself.  Lower my head, pound my hoof, swish my tail and plow ahead like I really mean it.  I think the Chinese have the right idea about me.  




I been thinkin':  Imagine, all the New Agers have been born again!  Wow! Now they're all gonna go to heaven.
We Catholics are gonna have to keep WORKING at it.
'Cep me, 'cause, I've been working at it like an OX anyway.  HHeeeOOOO.
I have also been clearly warned that the Voice from my Kitchen has always been SCORPIO.  She announces that she loves it that way and that the stars be damned, the world will have to accommodate to HER, period.  She has no help from the Chinese...they claim she is a RABBIT.  Big mistake!


There has been some interesting news about the realignment of the chakras, much to the consternation of the Tantrik Yogis.  They are concerned that the kundalini serpent may get lost on his way up from chakra three to five.  It appear that a split would occur between three and four and an eighth would be added by lodging the new energy center and what used to be the fourth in the armpits rather than in the chest area.  This would balance the divine energy and make human personality more stable and peace seeking.  There are mighty important shifts in the deployment of divine energy these days.  One has to wonder if it will affect the power of the labyrinth.  Will the sacred geometry be tweaked along with the alignment of the stars?  One would think it would have to accommodate itself to it.


If you want stay warm and happy, stay with Jesus and His Church.  Here you will find an infinitely unchanging relationship of LOVE.