ALL GENDER - INCLUDING NEUTER?

MALE, FEMALE, WHEELCHAIR? Hmmm!

More and more, signs of this format are staring me in the face when I decide to test the ceramic fixture offered to the cross-legged dancing public for expulsion relief. This is a fine arrangement when I happen to be in a lightly frequented establishment where there is but a 15% probability that the facilities will be blocked by a slow moving line of "dancers."
I think that the hub-bub about the separation of rest rooms is nonsense.  65 or so years ago I took a trip to Canada with EFR Dion.  We went fairly far north to a place by the name of  Midland.  It is a small city that is situated some 20+ miles south of Georgian Bay, an arm of Hudson's Bay.  This was FAR from our home in Western Massachusetts so we had to make several "pit stops" along the way.  At the first one we looked in vain for a "Men's Room."  So, after a few moments we decided that the "Toilet" was the "Rest Room."  We were glad to discover that it worked very well...just like back in the USA's "Men's Room."  In the week that we were in Canada we were unable to find one of these "Toilets" that was defective.  We even greeted some women coming out from behind the door.  Yeah, 65 years ago.  Think about it.

So, boys and girls, my suggestion to you is this:  Hold your urge until it gets to be so intense that you will be able to use the public toilet with nothing else on your mind but relief.