A sensitive husband:
This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.
There are two sheriff's deputies there; he asks if there is a problem.
One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife. The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife.
The deputy says,"I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck." The guy says, "I know, but she has a great personality and she's an excellent cook."
Now you know what a paraprosdokian is.
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