CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE -- THE WINE MADE ME DO IT!

Christmas Cake Recipe - for those of you who can't remember last year's cake recipe.

Dreaming of a white Christmas?

I adsmitr it.  I strole this from an email that I got from some relatrives over on my sitsere's in-law side.  They live in a galaxcy far, far away.  I jss wanna tell ya's dat I dint have a drop b'for coming here. 

Ingredients: 

* 2 cups flour 
* 1 stick butter 
* 1 cup of water 
* 1 tsp baking soda 
* 1 cup of sugar 
* 1 tsp salt 
* 1 cup of brown sugar 
* Lemon juice 
* 4 large eggs 

* Nuts 
* 2 bottles wine 
* 2 cups of dried fruit 

Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. 

Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or something...Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat.

Go to supermarket and buy cake. 

Bingle Jells

Oh, I f'got.  If the white runs out, juss fin' the red.

P.P.S.  Don't forget that plagiarism is the highest form of compliment.  
Thank you all, and Merry Christmas. 


BTW -- Since this is not my "thought" I am not counting it against the original 365, OK?