POLITICS 2012 -- MY TAKE -- WE'RE GOING TO THE DOGS

                   ROOFUS                                             POTUS

I tell you that it is fun watching this skirmish between these two.  I have never been much of a watcher of politicians because I am of the opinion that they all live on another planet than I do.  I wonder if they could pass the DNA test for humanity.  Deep down inside me, I don't think that they can.  
Like everyone else, I hear them making all sorts of promises about what they are going to accomplish once they are elected.  It always strikes me as strange that as they are making these promises, I am wondering if they realize that are but one person among the other 600 who are also making similar promises.  I also hear them bashing the brains out of one another in public.  I suppose that we adults can listen to this xxx talk and shake it off like wet puppies.  I am wondering how young children feel about it though.  Sometimes I wonder if it would not be safer to allow the left tackle to "bring his daughter to work" some Sunday.  That might be easier.  She would have to do it only once.  The sons and daughters of these two specimens of DNA constructs have to play left tackle for months on end.  


Well, I am not fond of writing politics here on this page, but I decided that I would give it a go for one time.  So, here it is.  I declare that there is a great difference between the two principal candidates running for the privilege of sitting the the Oval Office.  


Right off the top:  One is looking for the job.  The other is striving for the office.

                                  One is usually grinning.      The other is usually smiling.

                                  One is not afraid to throw a dare at the other side.

                                  The other doesn't dare anyone to do anything, not even himself.

                                  One is Christian.  The other is not.  Neither appears to be willing to         

                                  follow the morality defined by the tenets of the religion they say  

                                  they espouse.

                                  One has a tanker full of money.    The other only has a truckload.

                                  They each have more money than either you or me.

                                   One has no qualms about spending tens of millions of other    

                                   people's money.  The other prefers to spend hundreds of millions 

                                   of other people's money.

                                  One is a saber rattler; a real ships, planes, drones and bombs buff.

                                  The other plays basketball, lets others do the joystick shtick and 

                                   takes credit for killing people in other people's back yard.

                                   Neither one knows a gun from a slingshot.  

                                   Neither one has ever had to eat "shit on a shingle" for breakfast.

                                   One plays basket ball, but doesn't allow pictures of him in shorts!

                                   The other has million dollar toys and likes the bling that they ring.

                                   They both have dogs.  One keeps his in the house.  The other 

                                    keeps his on the roof of his car.  One has eaten dog meat and 

                                    perhaps would not turn it down if it were offered.  The other doesn't 

                                    have to "wok" his dog because he's nestled into the car roof rack.

                                    Neither one has to complain that he is living a dog's life.

                                    One has an Hawaiian birth certificate, so they say.  The other has 

                                    IRS documents.  Or so it is alleged.  In both cases, there is no 

                                    better, nor richer grist for the gossip mill.

Yes, it is interesting to watch this year.  There is absolutely no suspense.  Everyone knows that no matter who finally gets to sit the Oval Office, the chair will still serve the noble purpose of supporting the south end of a being whose north end is firmly lodged in the dark confines of the southern recesses of his being.  


Now you are all informed about the urgent need for our vote.  One vote against the will of the hundreds of millions of $1.00 votes by the special interests.  And all for the glory of saying that we kept one guy off unemployment!