YOU HAVE BEEN OBSERVED ATTEMPTING TO ACCESS A CHILD PORNOGRAPHY SITE

THIS IS A SCAM AND A VIRUS

If you get this on your computer, you must, I say MUST do the
following:
1.  Say "Oh saint and holy guardian angel of mine, keep me calm."
2.  Read all about the fact that you have been busted trying to access a child pornography site
3.  Read how you have already made it to the public list of perverted pedophiles and maybe even worse
4.  Of course you will see that your computer has been "locked" and can only be re-opened by paying $300.00 by anonymous card and putting the card number in the space provided here-on within 48 hours
5.  Now you can start smiling to yourself because you know that all this is not true.  There are some facts that are now beginning to sink in because you have listened to me and kept your calm, like I did.
6.  You read the instructions telling you to go to a list of six retail outlets to pay the $300.00 fine that will liberate you from the jaws of hell.

By now it should have hit you square between the peepers!  The US Department of Law and Order wants me to pay my fine at the 7-Eleven!!!  Through an anonymous pre-paid card!!!
Boys and girls, angels and devils, introverts and extroverts and other classes of "verts"... relax, already.  When this happened to me this morning I had more then enough evidence to know that I had been attacked.  I also did know that it's going to cost me about 50 skins to get my machine back.  But tell me, ain't that a far cry from $300? I was also assured that I won't lose any data.  Now that's really good because the machine that got bombed belongs to my son.  Sorry son, your Pa's a "vert!"

My computer guy and I were laughing because he was thinking about a real serious consequence to my status when he asked, "Watcha gonna tell yer pries'?"
We laughed heartily and he told some true stories about other customers who actually fell for it out of fear and out of guilt in a case or two.  They only found out that they had been duped when their computer never did get unlocked despite the 300 simolians that they had dropped at their friendly WalMart.

I have written to you before about Internet shenanigans.  It never seems to end.  This is a very sophisticated and well organized worldwide attack.  So be careful.  Keep a $50.00 bill hidden somewhere in case you have to bail youself out.  The last thing you have to worry about is that Eric Holder is coming after you.

But the way, this kind of took the shine off the Lady in Manchester, England who was trying to escape from paying me for work I had done for her. Much to her credit, she paid.

Until next time.  Cheerioooo!!