Tuesday, November 15, 2016

OXYMORON ? or just MORON ?

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     Dear Al Gebra:
                We don't know where your X has gone,
                 neither do we know Y.

Philosopher at a cafe:
                 A cup of coffee please, with no cream.
Waitress:
                 We are out of cream.  How about with no milk?

Leslie Stahl to Donald Trump:  "Are you going to get a special prosecutor to go against Hillary?"
Donald replied, "Well, I don't want to hurt them."

There are some things in life that make the space between your ears clang in vicious dissonance.  Like swearing to high heaven that our veterans are precious and should be provided with the best of care.
In the next breath comes the declaration that those who got caught don't deserve respect.
Hmmm, what about those who have survived captivity?  Maybe they should just be left to rot?

Or maybe, they are the best...like ruined cream (Yogurt?) is really good!
Where would we be without soured wine (Vinegar?)

Think about it a little bit.  Don't be a MORON - Have fun, be an OXYMORON!

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