Showing posts with label Plastic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Plastic. Show all posts

Thursday, April 12, 2012

PLASTIC -- CHEAP STUFF -- DREAM ON

I opine that there are not too many of you who can remember the transfer of life from the metal and wood age to the plastic age.  Now I can remember certain things coming into my life that caused some discomfort among the older people. I even remember the very first plastic thing that encroached upon the comfort of our home.  Just as anything and everything else around here, it has a story.
We were young.  I was about 6 or 7.  My brother was about 5 or 6.  The first girl was maybe 4 or so.  We had glazed ceramic plates (no bakelite, yet), glazed ceramic cups, just like we do now.  We had oil base paint, linoleum floors with the occasional scatter rug.  Wall-to-wall carpeting was something that rich people had.  We had screened-in porches, a washing machine in the cellar, next to the slop sink.  Clothes were sun dried on a clothes line.  (That's a line I forgot.)  We had a victory garden, a woodburning furnace which, when times got a little bit better, we were able to stoke with coal.  The automobile we had was a Hudson, 1940 Special.  4 doors and 4 tons of metal, real metal, and real rubber.  We ate food that was in season.  We preserved food when it was being harvested so that we could have some things over the Winter. Our drinking glasses, were, of course, glasses.  Made of real glass.  Of course, with the children and all, broken glass was one of the great commodities that was never in short supply around the house. Every time a glass was broken by a child, MJT Dion remembered to inform EFR Dion of the mishap as he arrived from work.  She never forgot.  He never failed to direct a half hearted scolding to the "offender."  Most often, the offender was my younger brother, but he survived.  I did too.
Thursday nights were shopping nights because that's when the stoors in the uptown, High Street area were open until 9:00 PM.  We were sent to bed and the baby sitter would wait for Mother and Father to return.
Imagine our surprise when one Friday morning we awakened and were served our milk in a plastic "glass."  I remember being miffed.  I think the others were too, but I can't talk for them.  The worst part of it were the hellish colors.  Some kind of green, a yellow, a blue and a Gawddawful purple and a garish red.  Man, were they ever ugly.  EFR Dion announced that if he ever saw anyone below the age of 21 using a glass that it would be like the death penalty.  He even ranted about the never ending story of breaking expensive, highly beautiful glasses.  His closing remark was something like, "I've had it.  Now when you want to break a glass, work at it.  I dare you."  That was it.  We had plastic "glasses" for years.
One thing we had that didn't change until I got older and never had to live through the trauma was the introduction of plastic propellers for balsa wood flying models.  Our models were all wood, from nose to tail...except for the rubber band motor, of course.  I spent 5 minutes on Google looking for a picture of a balsa wood model airplane propeller, all to no avail.  So, that's it.  An arrogrant strut down memory lane.  All over the introduction of plastic.
I'm not going to write about this at any length, but I saw the adults around me try to cope with synthetic rubber tires, automatic transmissions, corfam shoes, rayon and nylon stockings instead silk and cotton and some other stuff that was on the table by the time I got old enough to really care.  I wonder what they would say about the four door sedan of our time that weighs all of 1,800 pounds.
Take it easy.  I know I missed a day.  I also know that you don't want to hear the story.  I also know that I was not ill, neither physically nor mentally.  If it turns into a story, then I'll tell it.  

Friday, May 27, 2011

PLASTIC SURGERY -- SILICONE TOO

When I was a little boy, plastic was just breaking into the scene.  The expression "Plastic Surgery" really mystified me.  I could not figure out why or how plastic could find its way into the operating room, let alone how it could be a part of a cure for anything.  It was rather difficult for me and I could not come to an understanding of the reality behind the expression.  That pushed me to do what I usually did in this case, I asked my father what people got done to them when they had plastic surgery.  Was it that they got body parts out of plastic?   My father was not in a humorous mood nor in a very intellectual one.  He just simply said, "It's not that kind of plastic."  Huh?  
So I got older and life went on.  I got very much older, you know, I was in my early 20's and slowly but surely was introduced to some other meanings of "plastic."  It took me a long time to get to the bottom of the mystery.  It was happenstance that taught me the meaning that I was seeking.  I saw a picture of a failed plastic surgery procedure.  It was terrible,  So then I knew, plastic meant "flexible."  It was at about the same time that the slang term,
Plastic" came on the scene as meaning "Phony," "superficial," and "cheap."  Then I came to know just what plastic surgery really is.  It is an oxymoron to get plastic surgery as an enhancer because plastic surgery is just the opposite, it is a diminisher.  That least one is not a real word, but that's OK because you get the point.  If you really want to get the point, refer to the picture at the top of the page.

Notice that I haven't mentioned that other word in the title, "Silicone?"  That is enhancing but it's a matter for another time!